By Tim Dorsey
There's a unique schemer or slimeball at the back of each door: cocaine duckpins who've survived in simple terms through the dumbest fortune, hard-luck gigolos wanting to rating, undercover law enforcement officials busting undercover police officers who're working sting operations on undercover law enforcement officials. And simply down the row, neighborhood historian and spree killer Serge A. Storms -- who has stopped maintaining along with his meds -- continues to be searching for a briefcase filled with 5 million dollars...and is now in a position to wreaking extra havoc than storm Rolando-berto, the large wind accumulating strength offshore, simply looking forward to the chance to blow every thing directly to hell.
Pack up your baggage and head south to sunny Florida. go away your rational brain at domestic and are available good armed. there is a room along with your quantity on it on the Hammerhead Ranch Motel.
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Johnny didn’t understand it but, yet he used to be approximately to turn into an fast media hero. An hour later he used to be in a bar on Zack road drowning his sorrows. At 11:07 P. M. —seven mins after the eleven-o’clock newscast began—a statuesque blonde came around to Johnny. “That used to be you I simply observed at the information, wasn’t it? You have been nice! So tremendous and courageous! ” She leaned nearer and prompt they name it an evening and return to her position. She didn’t need to ask Johnny two times. “Do i do know you from someplace? ” he requested. “The videos? ” She smiled. “No, I’m now not in video clips, yet i admire to monitor video clips. ” Hubba-hubba, Johnny inspiration. He bought up and positioned an arm round her waist they usually strolled out the door and into the streets of downtown Tampa. “So, what sort of videos do you love? ” requested Johnny. “You ever see The Crying online game? ” C C. Flag was once by no means came across. Neither used to be the mayor of Beverly shorelines, and the crime scene tape remained around the door of his apartment at Calusa Pointe from whilst Mrs. Edna Ploomfield was once blown up via his ground. acquaintances all started listening to pursuits and a voice from the unit—someone having one-sided conversations in the midst of the evening. one of many bolder citizens, a retiree named Cecil, knocked at the door. A tall, lean guy with darkish sun shades replied. He flipped open a billfold to show a gold police badge. Cecil leaned ahead to learn it, however the guy flipped it closed. the guy had a clipboard in his different hand, and he all started writing on it with out making an advent. “What is your identify and deal with? ” he requested Cecil, who stood nervously outdoor the door, attempting to peek round the guy into the house. “Would you've any details we will be able to use concerning the mayor or Mrs. Edna Ploomfield? ” Cecil shook his head. “You wouldn’t be attempting to hinder this research, could you? ” Cecil shook his head back, extra vigorously this time. “Good. We’ll name you if we want you,” Serge acknowledged and closed the door, and Cecil walked away harassed, glancing again on the unit a few times. Serge tossed the badge at the dining-room desk and flopped down at the sofa. Florida Cable information used to be at the tube. Serge propped his ft up at the glass-top espresso desk and resumed writing at the clipboard. the major to lifestyles, Serge knew, was once the diligent conserving of lists. The clipboard used to be Serge’s most recent tether to fact. there have been such a lot of unfastened leads to Serge’s existence, relentless injustices, unending chores, unphotographed ancient websites. He felt a feeling of keep watch over over issues he had no keep an eye on over via directory them. on the best of the clipboard: “Find five million. ” After that, in smaller letters, “Visit fortress DeSoto, purchase batteries/film, Egmont Key (rent boat? )” The residence was once a very good setup, and Serge knew it will need to finish all too quickly. The sunsets have been lovely from the balcony, and that was once vital to Serge. It had a comfortable little walk-in kitchenette and a breakfast bar, the place he cherished to take his scrambled eggs and juice with the morning paper. He paced all day within the house like a caged cheetah, barefoot at the shag carpet, speaking to himself whereas maintaining the clipboard or newspaper or television distant or all 3.